Too lazy to figure out what everything is on your own, eh? This sums it up.

Resume and Portfolio

Resume is...my resume? I guess. It might be overkill, but I've got both a professional version and a long version, and both are available in PDF, Word, or HTML formats. The portfolio, which is only partially completed, will have examples of my classwork, stuff from my hobbies, and stuff from work. If your name is Donald Trump and you like what you see, make me a job offer and I will get back to you in 5-7 business days. Actually, forget that. Donald Trump is a tool.

Photo Gallery

Pictures. I took them. Some are works of art worth untold fortunes. Most are just things I've done, people I know, or places I've visited. Some of them have secret 3-D images you can see by crossing your eyes and staring for a while. You can rate them, comment on them, or steal them for your wallpaper. You may not sell them or post them other places online without permission.

Quotes

Just funny or motivational things that friends, family, professors, or celebrities with low IQ's like Mariah Carey have said. Not up yet.

Long Winded

Sometimes I really feel like saying a lot. Usually it's when I'm complaining about something that is beyond my power to change, aka ranting. Hopefully these are thought provoking and somewhat humorous. Not up yet.

Obligatory Bio

Every personal webpage has a biography. If Moses had a personal website, it would have a biography (and, for that matter, a really long geneology). I wasn't about to be the only one out there in internet land without a bio. Usually they are riddled with poor attempts at off-hand humor, because otherwise no one would read them. When it's finished, I can guarantee mine will be easy to read because it will include pictures. Not up yet.

Guestboook

Sign it! Make your mark! I know you're absolutely dying to testify to the world that you were here. That is exactly what the guestbook is there for. Well, that plus the self-affirmation I get from the knowledge that people actually are visiting my site.

Site Bytes

An engineer just out of college was taking a road trip and got a little lost. He stopped at a resturaunt in a small town and went in to find out where he was. "What's the name of this place?" he asked the blonde girl at the register. She stared at him like he was dumb for a moment, then said really slowly and deliberately as though it were obvious, "Burger King." The moral of the story is if you're here, and you don't know it, I can't help you.

Feedback

I thought it would be nice for you to have a way to email me with general comments, jokes, insults, or suggestions for the site while whatever you had to say was fresh on your mind. Fill in the form, click send, and by the magic of the internet, I get an email. If you notice a problem with the site, like a dead link or the cows are out of their pasture, feel free to use this feature.

Version 1.0

The old version of the site. Nothing more is being updated on it. It's merely there for nostalgia's sake and to show how much of an improvement Version 2 is. Right now there are a lot of broken links and links to pages I never wrote. If you suspect something is missing that shouldn't be, let me know and I'll fix it.

Rest of Internet

These are the links to other things I've found on the internet that are interesting. The "Best ISP...Ever" is the site for the guy who hosts my site. He's really cool and you should visit his site. Eventually there will be a long list broken down by category. Not entirely up yet.

Random links on the right side

Those are ribbons. When I did 4-H back in high school, I would enter my projects in the fair and the judges would award ribbons based on quality and difficulty. My site was mostly created in Notepad plus a little bit of VIM (a unix shell prompt text editor). It also conforms, with a few very minor exceptions, to the World Wide Web Consortium's (W3C) recommendations for HTML and CSS. Just nerd details, but they mean that I get a blue ribbon.

Legend: Good to go Working on it Some day